If you missed the Miss America "competition" yesterday, you likely joined millions of others who did the same. But following miserable ratings over the last decade, pageant officials decided to "tart it up" a lot more this year and allowed, if not encouraged, the fab 50 to shake their darling booties as they did the "supermodel stomp" down the runway in their bikinis and pointy heels. "We get to show who we really are," said one contestant. Right you are, I guess. One charming young lady even discussed on camera how the miracle of "butt glue" kept her suit from riding up. No wedgies for these talented ladies!
http://www.queenschoice.com/pageant_butt_glue___firm_grip
Ah, yes...the newly revised image of "real" American women.
The evening gown competition became a combination of "Survivor," general campus hottness, clubby duds, "What Not To Wear" (thanks, Miss Iowa) and "Singled Out." And there's more - unfortunately.
The high point of the evening (well, anyway I thought she was high on something) came when Miss Virginia, having been asked what needed to be done to improve America's image in the world, replied that the problem was the media. Too many "negative messages."
And you thought "shoot the messenger" was just an idiotic cliché. Idiotic yes, but for some apparently a new approach to foreign policy. I wonder where she came up with such a dumb notion. Ahem.
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